I’m gonna need “Papi” 
to have a seat!

Sooooo… let’s not beat around the bush for this post and cut
right to the chase!

I know EVERYBODY and their stylish grandmothers have seen Jennifer Lopez’s new video

“I Luh Ya Papi” by now.

I remember one of my aunties once telling me, (after I just told one girl at a barbecue in

 the Bronx that I was attending, that she looked like a fool dressed in pink leggings and a green tutu) 

“ If you have nothing NICE to say, don't say anything at all!”

The girl felt so bad ass, thinking she was the next Nicki Minaj, but the truth was…

 she looked like a rundown Prom queen.

I just saw it as my CIVILIAN DUTY to tell her the truth,

 because apparently she didn’t have any REAL friends!

Right after I told her my opinion
(more as an attempt to save her face), 

she stormed off crying.

I didn’t understand what the hell was going on. Here I was with a combination
of everybody who raised and told me to “always speak the truth”,

 trying to be nice to somebody… and it just backfired.

The moral of this story?...
   
Be honest or tell the truth…
I don’t know what the hell people want from me!

Let’s get back to the main subject of this post…

JENNIFER FREAKING LOPEZ!

There isn’t much this woman can do that would make me go “Hmmm” or “NO” (well EXCEPT for all those MEN she’s dated/ married.
 Hell, we ALL make mistakes in life… some make more than 3, but who is counting anyways!?)

Her fashion game has ALWAYS been on point and not to forget the lovely tunes that she has been producing over the years.

Now this NEW song… I don’t really know WHAT to say and 

let alone HOW to say it.So I am just going to leave it at this;

“I Luh Ya Papi” can go back to where the hell it came from and take French Montana with it. I’m not here for the song nor for the collaboration with a rapper who always looks like he ain’t got no stylist or girlfriend who takes care of him. Please Mister Montana head over to Madison Square Garden where you will find MULTIPLE SEATS TO HAVE!"

I do NOT care for the song!

What I DO care about…. Is the FASHION PORN 

that is going on in that video!

OH SWEET GAGA SITTING ON A FLYING UNICORN!

The sexy outfits, the throwback to her 12 year old Versace dress (how time flies!), the Giuseppe sneakers, the all white attire and not to forget

THOSE FABULOUS VERSACE INSPIRED NAILS!





This fabulous geometric prints are taken on an urban
graffiti feel with animal prints, ombre and lettering

(Nail Stylist Tom Bachik really outdid himself this time!
  YEEAASSSS HUNNY!)

Lord, this video is even more fabulous than all the recent
 Fashion Week fashion shows combined together!

The wardrobe is SICKENING and there is
NOTHING anybody can do about it!

EAT IT!