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She Ratchet!

10:00 AM

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Those ratchet moments in life!

Okay so ya’ll might have heard about the word “RATCHET”. If you haven’t… here’s the definition according to the Urban Dictionary:

A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, 
that has reason to believe she is every man’s eye candy. 
Unfortunately, she's wrong.
Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to: 
-owning a Blackberry 
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper 
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists 
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice 
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing 
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak 
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them

Most of the time I’m always here being my quite (cough, cough) little self…

But sometimes, I have to show my RATCHET side!

It’s just too bad that some girls out there take this RATCHET thing as being offensive.
I have fun with it and laugh like I’m cray.

But I’ll be honest… there are A LOT of RATCHET girls
 out there who REALLY think they the baddest.

But anyways, when wanting to be RATCHET for a day, make sure you go HEAVY on the accessories…
it ALWAYS does the trick! And don’t forget the


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Beanie: FabChiq

Have fun with your inner RATCHET!

Quote of the day: Team Iphone, Team Chris Brown, If she don’t shut it up then it’s 

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