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She Ratchet!10:00 AM
Those ratchet moments in life!
Okay so ya’ll might have heard about the word “RATCHET”. If you haven’t… here’s the definition according to the Urban Dictionary:
that has reason to believe she is every man’s eye candy.
Unfortunately, she's wrong.
Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
Most of the time I’m always here being my quite (cough, cough) little self…
But sometimes, I have to show my RATCHET side!
It’s just too bad that some girls out there take this RATCHET thing as being offensive.
I have fun with it and laugh like I’m cray.
But I’ll be honest… there are A LOT of RATCHET girls
out there who REALLY think they the baddest.
But anyways, when wanting to be RATCHET for a day, make sure you go HEAVY on the accessories…
it ALWAYS does the trick! And don’t forget the
ATTITUDE & THE NECKROLLING!
Have fun with your inner RATCHET!
Quote of the day: Team Iphone, Team Chris Brown, If she don’t shut it up then it’s
Team SHUT IT DOWN!